This story is a hot mess and flat out offensive too. According to reports, a Kenyan lawyer is overing some cows, goats, and sheep to the Obamas in exchange for Malia Obama’s hand in marriage. Reportedly, this is making news because of an interview he gave to a newspaper in Nairobi. HotMessFolder is gonna call those journalists out. Exactly why did they think this gesture was worthy of reporting? Are there not more pressing matters in Kenya to use reporting resources on? Someone help us understand. Same goes for all the U.S. outlets who picked up this report. We all know this isn’t ever going anywhere. Will news outlets give a mention to every loser who offers Barack & Michelle something to marry one of their daughters? Please!!