The mere fact that folks in New Orleans are scratching their heads trying to get to the bottom of a ratchet smell taking over the city is, well, a hot mess! Reports say clues are pointing toward an old refinery. Are they sure? The only thing we ever smell in NOLA is booze, body odor & garbage. But when you’ve had a few hurricanes, haven’t slept & can’t hear anymore, one’s sense of smell seems to diminish. We’re pretty sure that’s what’s happening here. It’s the beginning of April. We think our dear friends in NOLA are just now starting to sober up again from their pre-Lenten Mardi Gras celebrations. Someone send those folks a shipment of Captain Morgan stat, so they can stop smelling again.