If you missed ABC’s 20/20 with Barbara Walters Friday night, you really missed a television milestone! You missed an interview with the Dumbest Person on Earth: V. Stiviano. Yes, she’s been found. Stiviano is Donald Sterling’s “girlfriend” or as she puts it his “silly rabbit/assistant”. She has been thrust into infamy, as the person the Los Angeles Clipper’s owner is heard having a conversation with, while making racist comments. As you know by now, it prompted the NBA to suspend him for life from the league. Well, during the 20/20 interview V. Stiviano didn’t do much to help Sterling’s case. She actually probably made it worse! She told Barbara Walters that Donald Sterling was paying her “off the books”. We hear an IRS audit coming in 3-2-1!!!! HotMessFolder is sure he just loved that remark! Then, she called herself his “right hand-arm-man”…WHAT?! Exactly. It made zero sense. She also tried to imply that she didn’t have a sexual relationship with Sterling, as if it was strictly business. Suuuuuure! Anyways, it was the utter most hot mess piece of television we have seen since Rob Ford told a group of reporters he had “enough to eat at home”. V. Stiviano is HotMessFolder‘s ‘Hot Mess of the Week’ without question! It ain’t pretty! And what the heck does that damn “V” stand for?? Oh, and don’t even get us started on those visors she’s been rollerskating around L.A. in. It’s all just way too much & highly unnecessary.