Dear Carnival Cruise Lines, there is nothing triumphant about your ships. Frankly, we at the HotMessFolder™ are getting tired of hearing about your raggedy, broken down boats. Wednesday, the Carnival Triumph ran into a bit of shenanigans in the Gulf. This time it reportedly broke loose from its dock. It was lingering in the waters for hours. CNN says a man fell off and he’s missing. Ok, Ok! Apparently, some high winds in the area were to blame for all this foolery. But how many times has Carnival been in the news for some okie doke in the past few months? A LOT! They’ve got some bad freakin’ luck over there. They’ve been in the HotMessFolder™ for a while now & there’s no sign of coming afloat.